Lenin's cat

Well, there I was, being a cat, lying on my cushion and luxuriating in the warmth of the stove when I realised there were some pictures on the TV of a bald man with goatee petting a cat.

Thought I'd better pay attention. Turned out that the humans were watching a program about Kronstadt and that baldy there was good old Vladimir Illich himself. Now, as a cat I don't really go for all this socialist egalitarian stuff, extreme libertarianism's more in tune with my instincts, but there you go, the leader of the Bolsehvik movement liked cats.

Just shows, behind every great movement there's a cat somewhere ...